oh, drag.

I have fat cow disease.

this means:
my ass is fat.
my thighs are fat.
my arms are really fat
my budah is making an extra, special, overstayed appearance!

all while eating decent and working out.

hence, the fat cow disease.

grrrrrreeeeeaaaat.
stupid hormones.

if you're concerned, please feel free to leave your expert diet/exercise tips, or send me fat pills at my new address.