That's Hot

Kudos to Paris Hilton who is one classy broad (photo courtesy my favorite, Trent). I can't say I haven't done something equally as uncuth in public, but gosh, woman... when you're being followed 27 hours of the day by paparazzi, you probably shouldn't be diggin' for gold," "goin' to the movies," or just to put it blundtly: SCRATCHING YOUR PUSS on a public beach.

That's (not) hot. But it does prove that the new catch phrase really should be that taking a shower means sticking your hand up your bagina (courtesy this girl who seems like one cool chic...).

Thanks for passing that one along, Paris... because as everyone knows... as soon as you get your golden little hands on something, it turns instantly do platinum.

Irregardless... this photo also proves that it will never be cool to be Paris due to recent events of 2005:

1. Stealing Mary-Kate's Boy Toy WHILE they were still together.
2. Being BORING during sex (so illustriously demonstrated during "A Night In Paris"
3. "Losing" your Sidekick and pissing off about 500 well-known celebutantes.
4. Scratching your cootch while in plain civilian view.
5. Being best friends with Kim Stewart (She apparently has a "picking" problem, as well).

Paris, dear. Need I say anything more than That's just (not) hot.