The worse of the sexes

Women really are evil.

I swear, we can cry to make anything worse that it really is -

Infringe allogations upon those who've slightly hurt our feelings, then turn around and make them look like devil's advocate.

I am very guilty of this. As are a lot of my closest friends.
After all... isn't this why we get married?
So that we have someone to practice these talents on?

I think so.

One gleaming example is Denise Richards.

Earlier this week, an onslaught of accusations against ex-husband Charlie Sheen came out that he was into gay and child porn (among other things).

Come to find out just a few days later, that these were all intentions for Richards to gain 100% custody of their two children.

Guess that was a pretty effective route when trying to cover up the fact that she's been seeing Richie Sambora (Hottie Locklear's Ex) since November (not March, like she had told everyone else).

Woooopsieeessss.

Omission is betrayal!

I saw this guy I did personal assistant work for go through something similar --- his ex girlfriend took his son to Mexico on 'vacation' and never came back. Now he's without child, frustrated as hell, and spending oodles of $$ on court dates, while the mrs. is accusing him of a number of things that just aren't in his nature.

Not that I knew him on a super-close level, but two months of consistent behavior not demonstrating her accusations kind of makes you think that woman is exercising alterior motives.





What Else?:




*::Britney Spears' pregnancy:
withheld not from the public/her mother,
but allegedly from her long-time record company,
Jive Records, to try and circumvent being
dropped from the label now that she is preggo
and unable to work out/get back into
preforming shape for a new album/tour.





I can't wait til Katie (Kate, as Tom demands we call her now that she's a mom, and not a 5-year-old) Cruise unleashes her rath after all of this Scientology, mind-control bull-shit. She's bound to snap within the next year or so... and then what will we get to hear about the mind-freak that is Tom Cruise?



I have to imagine the above just aren't very good at their trade, because they got caught in their lies. The best ones come off as classy.

Something to think about:
Lesbian Couples: Are they the masters of the aforementioned, or do they just skip trying because they know who they're up against?