You came in with the breeeeee-EEEZE.

On Sunday Morning.

I had a terrifying nightmare last nite.
So much so that I was crying when i told suzy about it.
lucky for me, she's a dream expert and deciphering through objects in the dreamworld actually help you laugh about it.

how can one go from running around naked, carefree and proud one night, to being trapped in a death sentence the next?

oi.

nothing interesting to report here...
and in my book, no news is good news.
only that my boss hit up the bon jovi concert last night in vegas.
which i think is fucking hilarious.

who knew this: would turn into this:

and...

bizarre. he doesn't even really look like a kid in the kid photo. just an adult in a kid body. super freak-ay.

new simpsons and family guy tonight.
so stoked, i'm cooking.
this is big!

but, i'm sure all of you die-hards out there already knew of this phenomenal news.

But did you know...
That Jon Heder is actually a pretty decent looking guy when eh's not playing Napoleon?
andthat he's mormon... and married?
if you caught Punk'd you did.

A-mazing: