The Legend of Granny Panty

Today's Episode: Laundry Day

Today is day. In land, this is cause for celebration for miss , for today is her day on the . All hail the . For today, she is . , . Representin' - Thugs 4 Life. While all those other , , and other tantilizing boudoir are getting tossed around in the delicate cycle, is sitting snugly on your . Today, is keeping Hayley's warm. Meet Hayley: "Hi! I'm Hayley." She's hot... but unfortunately for , she has a date with James, the very same day as day.


Meet James: You can only imagine when goes in for the kicker... he's going to encounter a bit of a suprise. But he doesn't know this yet.


And so, The date starts off with a . Their friends even took a photo to capture the joyous occasion: They look , don't they? Off to the they go. Skipping all the live-long day. is enjoying the adventure. She likes nice, warm .




"Oh Hayley. I"m so happy for our first date!"



"As am I. I bought this dress special from quilting nuns in the Sudan"



"Lovely! How do you like my hat"


"Oh, Rexy... Yuu're So Sexy!"


"Indubitably!"
The date was going so well... almost forgot about her s.




This made very, very . And so... she decided to make a special appearance.



"That drunk bitch is ungrateful for my granny pantyness."




What Did Granny Panty Do?
It's Choose-Your-Own-Adventure Time, Kids!

If you want Granny Panty to knock Hayley off her barstool, exposing Hayley in her Granny Panty glory, choose page 83.

If you'd like Granny Panty to use one of her secret powers to embarass and humiliate Hayley, choose page 32.

If you'd like Granny Panty to wait to expose Hayley until a more inopportune time, choose page 52.


It's your choice, kids. Join us next time for...

THE ADVENTURES OF GRANNY PANTY!!!!!!

*[seriously, vote here... and there will be a new adventure... even better than the first!]