Fortune Cookie(s) Say...

"You have the ability for an executive position"

and

"You will be offered a strange lucrative opportunity"

Fortune Cookie Translation:
This bitch is getting a sweet job within the week!

And while we're on the topic of Fortune Cookies...
anyone else know their strange resemblance to the female anotomy? My aunt, cousin and i call them 'cunt cookies.' Mmm... a tasty treat.

Actually...to me... they taste identicle to waffle cones - which, as everyone knows, are the best part of an ice cream cone.

"Oh Yeah!"