St. Patrick's Day Debochery

aaahahahaha.

only could the affirmentioned photo below:

by drunken shamelessness from drinking waaaaaay too early, and waaaay too much beer on the day that was made for alcoholism.

jmate715 (9:01:29 PM): I'm in pain
sexysamibabe (9:05:10 PM): what happened?
sexysamibabe (9:05:11 PM): do you remember?
jmate715 (9:05:31 PM): I was running down the stairs last night
sexysamibabe (9:05:36 PM): and...
jmate715 (9:05:39 PM): lost my footing and went face first
jmate715 (9:05:54 PM): bit straight through my lip
jmate715 (9:06:00 PM): got a few rug burns
jmate715 (9:06:47 PM): I went back up the stairs and found my friend Brian
sexysamibabe (9:06:49 PM): hahaha
sexysamibabe (9:06:53 PM): hahaha
jmate715 (9:06:56 PM): sat in the hallway for a while
jmate715 (9:08:07 PM): Then laid down, then threw up
jmate715 (9:08:23 PM): so Brian called 911 because he thought I might have a concussion
sexysamibabe (9:08:24 PM): did you have a concussion?
sexysamibabe (9:08:26 PM): hahahaha
jmate715 (9:08:28 PM): no I didn't
jmate715 (9:08:33 PM): I just threw up
jmate715 (9:08:52 PM): when the paramedics asked if I had been drinking green beer I just pointed to the floor
jmate715 (9:09:16 PM): so Brian and I rode in the ambulance to the hospital jmate715 (9:09:29 PM): I got to cruise around in a wheelchair for a while
jmate715 (9:09:46 PM): until they asked if they could have it to give to someone else -- lame!
jmate715 (9:10:03 PM): we waited for at least two hours before I saw a doctor
jmate715 (9:10:13 PM): then we finally got a room
sexysamibabe (9:10:40 PM): is this going on insurance?
jmate715 (9:10:44 PM): yeah
jmate715 (9:10:51 PM): so my doctor was really cute
sexysamibabe (9:11:00 PM): oooh no
jmate715 (9:11:02 PM): I totally fell for her
jmate715 (9:11:20 PM): maybe it was the mother/nurturer Fruedian thing
sexysamibabe (9:11:08 PM): weren't you still drunk?
jmate715 (9:11:23 PM): yeah, tanked
jmate715 (9:12:01 PM): and she had an intern with her
jmate715 (9:12:31 PM): she gave me a tetanus shot
jmate715 (9:12:34 PM): she was so nervous
jmate715 (9:12:38 PM): it was great
sexysamibabe (9:12:43 PM): hahaha
sexysamibabe (9:12:47 PM): was your face all bloody?
jmate715 (9:12:56 PM): a little
sexysamibabe (9:13:05 PM):you were aware that you didn't look cute when you went in... henceforth you didn't have your 'game' on
jmate715 (9:13:31 PM): shit no, I was drunk, therefore super flirty
jmate715 (9:14:00 PM): I was trying to do wheelies in my wheelchair
jmate715 (9:14:03 PM): when I still had it
sexysamibabe (9:14:12 PM): ha
jmate715 (9:14:35 PM): then Brian and I turned my bed into a card table and gambled with whatever spare change we had in our pockets
sexysamibabe (9:14:49 PM): did you win?
jmate715 (9:14:54 PM): no
sexysamibabe (9:15:27 PM): tuff day
jmate715 (9:17:21 PM): we took a cab from the hospital to my place
jmate715 (9:17:38 PM): and I made myself some Scooby Doo macaroni and cheese
sexysamibabe (9:17:47 PM): haha
jmate715 (9:18:04 PM): took a bunch of tylenol and passed out
jmate715 (9:18:12 PM): I'm still wearing my pajamas
sexysamibabe (9:21:46 PM): wow
sexysamibabe (9:21:49 PM): so no stitches?
sexysamibabe (9:21:53 PM): your face is just really pink
sexysamibabe (9:21:54 PM): and really sore
jmate715 (9:21:58 PM): yeah stitches
jmate715 (9:22:03 PM): inside and outside
sexysamibabe (9:22:15 PM): are you serious?
jmate715 (9:22:44 PM): yeah, I have a hole straight through my lip
sexysamibabe (9:22:47 PM): gross
sexysamibabe (9:23:16 PM): you look full on white trash in that photo
sexysamibabe (9:23:31 PM): that's really going to hurt your whole 'gap' image