America's Next Top Model:
Ahhh... the guilty pleasure of reality tv.
Since ANTP premiered last week... and we narrowed it down to 14 girls... i figure we need to do a little recap of who's going to win, who doesn't fucking stand a chance, and who is just 'filler' in the big house of model behavior.
Because it's always fun to pick on the tall, skinny girls,yes?
So... Two are going home tonight. [boo. hoo.] But here in lies our suspense factor. Who will it be?
Well...i'm not a fortune teller, der... but i'll do my best with predictions:
It will not be "i have a sweet mo-hawk" Naima or Janitor "Jenny from the Bronx" Lluvy.
Brita seems almost too perfect [from a foreign country, long limbs, long mane.
Brittney is a hottie... she also works as an Elementary Aide. She also is so over-the-top outgoing that while it's sometimes cute, i mostly just want to rip my arm off so i have something to throw at her. I can be open to accepting though. i wasonce in a sorority in my college days...
We also have Rebecca, who i'm pretty sure should be clasified as "Hi... i'm that chic from 7th Heaven andCalifronia Dreams. Man, what a shitty show. What were execs thinking trying to revamp Saved By The Bell-esque comedy...not to mention letting it run for five fucking seasons? No, no no...
Sarah is just smokin'. I imagine if she stays on top of her game, acts proffessional and improves, she's a shoe-in. I'd put her in the ranks with Lateitia and and this chic who i just think is so fucking hot!
Brandy had her hair done by her mom... it's a clown wig... weaved in. Gorgeous face, bad hair idea. I'm sure they will make that bitch over, but if they give her long, dark locks like the same-named r&b singer... i'll probably throw up.
And let's see... who is the wrestling chic... that is homely as fuck, but somehow made it to the finals. I'm not understanding this one...ahhh... Michelle!. So akward... i guess they see some sort of building potential. How can you build on someone who clearly has no neck? [you're going home tonight, bitch].
These are really the only girls worth mentioning now, until proven otherwise. I know i said two need to go home tonight... so just because i think this chic is "blah-o-mundo", i'm going to have to say she's goin' home tonight, as well.
Maybe her and the wrestler chic can duke it out... that'd be sweet... but i don't think it'd beat last season when Anne wrote in bullemic Cassie's very special, very fat free, and very $6 a box brownies.
In other non-model related news:
* Suzy is going to fucking Italy! [in case you missed her 11-or-so posts]
* Three people i know are due to have babies this week. [holy shit].
* Jessica Simpson and I have the same taste in clothing.
*It is wise to not mumble something incoherent when you're not really sure if you're dreaming or in reality... unless you're in bed alone. with the hot project? bad idea... bad.
* I am still having fucking "three-star days" according to astrology.
Call me Three Star. The new Lone Cowgirl.
Since ANTP premiered last week... and we narrowed it down to 14 girls... i figure we need to do a little recap of who's going to win, who doesn't fucking stand a chance, and who is just 'filler' in the big house of model behavior.
Because it's always fun to pick on the tall, skinny girls,yes?
So... Two are going home tonight. [boo. hoo.] But here in lies our suspense factor. Who will it be?
Well...i'm not a fortune teller, der... but i'll do my best with predictions:
It will not be "i have a sweet mo-hawk" Naima or Janitor "Jenny from the Bronx" Lluvy.
Brita seems almost too perfect [from a foreign country, long limbs, long mane.
Brittney is a hottie... she also works as an Elementary Aide. She also is so over-the-top outgoing that while it's sometimes cute, i mostly just want to rip my arm off so i have something to throw at her. I can be open to accepting though. i wasonce in a sorority in my college days...
We also have Rebecca, who i'm pretty sure should be clasified as "Hi... i'm that chic from 7th Heaven andCalifronia Dreams. Man, what a shitty show. What were execs thinking trying to revamp Saved By The Bell-esque comedy...not to mention letting it run for five fucking seasons? No, no no...
Sarah is just smokin'. I imagine if she stays on top of her game, acts proffessional and improves, she's a shoe-in. I'd put her in the ranks with Lateitia and and this chic who i just think is so fucking hot!
Brandy had her hair done by her mom... it's a clown wig... weaved in. Gorgeous face, bad hair idea. I'm sure they will make that bitch over, but if they give her long, dark locks like the same-named r&b singer... i'll probably throw up.
And let's see... who is the wrestling chic... that is homely as fuck, but somehow made it to the finals. I'm not understanding this one...ahhh... Michelle!. So akward... i guess they see some sort of building potential. How can you build on someone who clearly has no neck? [you're going home tonight, bitch].
These are really the only girls worth mentioning now, until proven otherwise. I know i said two need to go home tonight... so just because i think this chic is "blah-o-mundo", i'm going to have to say she's goin' home tonight, as well.
Maybe her and the wrestler chic can duke it out... that'd be sweet... but i don't think it'd beat last season when Anne wrote in bullemic Cassie's very special, very fat free, and very $6 a box brownies.
In other non-model related news:
* Suzy is going to fucking Italy! [in case you missed her 11-or-so posts]
* Three people i know are due to have babies this week. [holy shit].
* Jessica Simpson and I have the same taste in clothing.
*It is wise to not mumble something incoherent when you're not really sure if you're dreaming or in reality... unless you're in bed alone. with the hot project? bad idea... bad.
* I am still having fucking "three-star days" according to astrology.
Call me Three Star. The new Lone Cowgirl.
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