comfortable!

i just saw my boss in his underwear. i'm pretending it's summer and there's a pool nearby.

i also fished out a pretty massive wedgie over at the bar next door... felt kosher doing so, until i remembered that there are security cameras everywhere, and my ass-pick has probably been documented for all eternity.

last night i ate two avacados. for the record, that's 650 calories and 62 fun-filled grams of fat within the span of five minutes. good fat; not butt-fat. i can tell, because i can feel impurities being ripped off my stomach lining as i write. feels great. less filling. still in affect this morning/afternoon.

i think i'll have another for lunch...