Tonight was a Total Fat Groove. You weren't Invited.

But then I remembered a phone conversation just hours prior:

Me: I heard somewhere that guy's love the pooch. That it represents fertility and womanliness.

Suzy: Yeah... guys like roundness, and the ability to bare children.

Me: Well, there Ya' go.

Suzy: Besides, Teresa always says... why would you want to cuddle with someone so super skinny anyway? It's like curling up to a bone.

Suzy: Come on, Bone! It's Time for Bed!