What the hael?!

k... i have new favorite reading material over here with Mr. Rob Sheridan... most notably this entry. hahahahaha.

Also in his realm of writing/art/hilariousness:
*"The First (and Second) Annual Stupid MySpace Haircut Contest" (snide witicisms always a plus in my book)
*Population Paste: A column for making fun of everything pornography... (i still can't talk after the penis enlarger video as I can't get over how into himself and the hobby of 'pumping' the guy is in the video). hahahaaha
*GISB: where he and his REALLY COOL GIRLFRIEND make fun of google search items.


Enjoy - and oh yeah, one more thing...
Upon surfing, i crossed this - and please tell me - what the HELL is this?!

The Simple Life + 1

I'm a closet Simple Life Fan - (was). Stupid hos, stupid scenarios - but Nicole Richie is f'ing hilarious.

Here's a quick review:
Season One: The girls shack up down south on a farm.
Season Two: The girls travel cross country in a motor home, earning their way to get to cali.
Season Three: Interns. The girls travel around the northeast sector of the country staying with families and spending two days at a time working for big-whig (and not-so big-whig) companies as interns.
Season Four: Short season (8 episodes), semi required by contract... The girls play "housewife" (pregnancy, cooking, kids, make-overs, etc.) and alternate on every-other-day schedule, as they refuse to work with each other.

I downloaded two of the eight "Til' Death do us Part" episodes, consequently the first and the last.

From the "Good Luck, BITCH" Cookie to the impersonator feud, i'm more than convinced the entire the entire thing was an ultimate prank and media stunt to sell the season. I call bullshit - and wait resolution in a fifth season (silent 'woohoo'.

Here, Paris has sent in a hollywood impersonater (as she did not want to go to work) - on the wrong day - Nicole takes advantage of Natalie (the imposter) and when Paris gets word, all hell breaks loose:




Thoughts? (I'm sure know one cares. but this is a lot lighter than most recent posts. Plus it's super hilarious).

Personally - I would have loved to see a bitch fight...

**Speaking of Paris impersonators - there is a girl pretty infamous on YouTube for creating multiple character videos - such as Gwen Stefani, Jamie Lynne Spears, Paris Hilton, "Little Loca", and more under the usernames: therealparis, stevieryan, littleloca, iLLUmnati etc.)

She was even on foxnews (i came in late on the boat, but still found it interesting enough to waste an hour on the YouTube.com). It sounds uninteresting at first, but you start going through all her stuff and it gets pretty entertaining.

Stevie Ryan is an aspiring actor in L.A... and pissing tons of people off on the web (ha). You can check her out at www.myspace.com/lovestevie, www.lovestevie.com. The majority of her personal stuff is actually pretty cool: very retro/50s - very french. Very old time.

(Samples: here, here and more creativily (my favorite): here


Here's a mock of paris - and a somewhat smarmy way of insulting everyone who's been giving her shit. :):

San Francisco

Slideshows to come.

Here are just a few of my favorites (thanks to Sara and Tom for driving my ass around so I could see all of this!):









Lombard.


The Wharf.




Awesome Trees!




St. Paul's Cathedral


Bay Bridge/View of Downtown:








Golden Gate Park:




Nightime on Overlook (better one comin'):