i thot since i'm feeling insicure about feeling pudgy (i have fat back syndrome, you know), i'd google 'back fat' and see what popped up:

We have the Fender... Some porn Chic... and a Miner


I'm taking this to mean I should be having wild sex (in pretty outfits) with a rockstar who has lots of money.

Hooray, Backfat. Hooray!